I really haven't paid much attention to the concept of Elite status on YELP until my roomies recently attended the White Rabbit Party @ Syrah. They came home boasting an amazingly fun night, the event set in a cool lounge decked out in an Alice in Wonderland theme. But better yet, the FOOD! These juicy details got JK and me wondering how hard it would be to make it to Elite status and gain entrance into the YELP exclusive events...
JK: I'll bet you $100 that you won't make it to Elite status.
SP: HA! Are you sure you want to lose that much money?
JK: Naw, you won't make it.
SP: Give me until the end of the year. And let's drop it down to $50, I feel bad.
JK: Don't need to drop the amount. You can't do it!
SP: Let's just bet on a Valley View buffet. That's satisfying enough!
JK: Deal. Better start writing, sucka!!!
SP: If I write1-2 reviews a night, I'll be Elite in no time...
SO! My strategy? Post hot ass pics, write *F-U-C*ing reviews, and make friends with as many Elite '09 members as possible.
I left for L.A. this weekend, and within less than a days worth, I've tried 2 new places, generated 2+ reviews, posted 10 new pictures, gained 2 compliments, and befriended a Yelp Elite'09 hottie.
You're going DOWN, JK. DOWN. I can already taste my FREE crab + lobster buffet!
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